TV: Jersey Shore

Holy Shit!  Jersey Shore is a complete trainwreck.

How on earth did they not get better looking girls for this show?  They may have cast the ugliest 4 chicks in the northeast.  It makes it extremely hard to get any enjoyment out of this.  Their frumpy bodies and beat faces make this show terribly unfunny.  I almost feel bad for them.

Almost.

It is just about exactly what it appears to be sold as.  With one caveat – only 2 of the 8 people are ACTUALLY from New Jersey.  As an Italian American, they are an ugly cancerous sore on a proud people – but if I was from New Jersey I would be angry.  Seething with venom and frothing at the mouth.  These people are the absolute lowest common denominator.

While it amuses me that each chick thinks they are hot, it only lasts for a few minutes.  Then anger sets in.  The best part of the show are the highlights from this upcoming season – the best being when Snickers gets lit up by some guy at what looks like Surf Club.

I mean – KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.  I had to rewind it about 30 times to really appreciate the shot to the chops she got.

Poor Snickers.

And there are a few bombs dropped on the dude’s faces as well.  Shit happens when you walk around like a tough guy and you have fake beach muscles.

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